The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Why do women have periods? Because they can't be questioned
I failed my medical school entrance exam because of nerves. The correct answer was blood vessels.
Dinosaurs didn’t go extinct They found Jesus and got raptored
Did you hear about the politician that ran out of ideas? I told him he's probably constipated, and drinking a cup of coffee should get the shit flowing again.
I’m Venezuelan, if I had a dollar for every time people ask me about the political situation in my country I would have enough money to get the hell out of here
A question for men with no penis... How come?
What do you call a pansexual man named Nick who works at a cd store? Pan Nick at the disc co
My hot neighbor I was excited when my hot neighbor said she would bring me something special last night, it turned out she wanted to gift me models for earth and neptuneShe gave me blue balls and left
Despite the pandemic, my family decided to get together for a big dinner this Christmas The food was bad though, didn't taste like anything
Where's John? Ted: Hey Joe, why ain't John working with us today?Joe: He's in the hospital.Ted: That's impossible, I saw him just yesterday dancing with a stripper!Joe: Yeah, his wife saw him too...
In 2015, while addressing graduates of SMU, George W. Bush said; "To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the 'C' students, I say you, too, can be president of the United States."Then Donald Trump came and said “Bush has denied us, Americans our right to be POTUS!”
How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They're afraid of change- even if it makes the world a brighter place.(Edit: Folks, take a breath. It is a joke.)(Edit: Thanks for the silver, gold, and plats)
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.'
Did you hear about the nurse who was chewed out by the doctor because she was absent without gauze?