The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What did the caretaker say when they jumped out of the store cupboard? “Supplies!”
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
"Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia." Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
What do anti vaxxers kids have in common with Peter Pan? They never grow old.
Hey girl, are you a gorilla pit? Cause I'd love to drop a kid in you
There was a truckload of tires on the interstate and they all fell out It was highway rubbery!
Two Grains of Sand... Two grains of sand go on a trip to the beach. One says to the other, “Jesus, it’s crowded here!”
What do you call a row of dolls burning on a grill? Barbie Queue.
Your past self is an a-hole for leaving all these chores for you to do ...luckily your future self surely has more time than you now have, so you can rely on him doing them
I like it when people to change my mind about things Change my mind.
Rolf Harris called the prison governor over to see his latest work of art, a dusk scene of the Aussie outback with kangaroo, leaping its way toward two aboriginal huntsmen hiding behind a rockpile. The governor took one look and announced "That's shit, that is.""I know." Replied Rolf. "But if you'd let me have paints..."
Gay people have no excuse to have a bad fashion sense Like homie what were you doing in the closet that whole time
Bernie Sanders confronted the head of the NSA and asked him why they are still illegally surveilling Americans. The guy replied, “Some people just like to watch the world, Bern.”
If youre having trouble losing weight Try gaining weight for new years resolution
Can you all please stop hating on Pepsi, Coke, and Orange Crush? Seriously, it's soda pressing.