The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
Why do vampires have no friends? They suck.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we “be positive,” but it’s just so hard without him.
Why are pediatricians always so angry? Because they have little patients.
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! Buildings can’t jump.
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
How do you talk to a giant? You use big words!
My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? It lost its filling.
Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.