The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
What’s the leading cause of dry skin? Towels.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
Why do dragons sleep during the day? Because they like to fight knights.
I went to buy a pair of camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.
I wasn't going to get a brain transplant. But then I changed my mind.
The pros and cons of being overly literal PROS:People who profit as a result of their occupation.CONS:People found guilty of a criminal offense.