The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Why do vampires have no friends? They suck.
My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression, but don't worry, I'll return.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.'
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.'
I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
What did the cannibal choose as his last meal? Five Guys.
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.
“Today my son asked me, ‘Can I have a bookmark’? I burst into tears — he’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!”
Within minutes the detectives knew what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.
I fear for the calendar. It's days are numbered.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.