The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
A red and blue ship have collided in the Carribean sea. Apparently the suvivors are marooned.
Ever since I became a pilot, I can only eat one type of bagel. Plain.
One man is walking a tightrope. Another is getting a blow job from a 90 year old lady. Both have the same thought at the same time. What is it?Don’t look down.
I threw a boomerang 5 years ago Today, I live in constant fear.\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-Wait a minute, I can relax. It was made in china! Its not coming back!
A man walks into a bar and faceplants into a stool. Now he's completely shitfaced.
What's the difference between a steamed fish and a stupid donkey? One's a dum bass, the other's a dumb ass.
Why does the Irishman always put exactly 239 beans in his soup? Because one more would be too farty.
A new discovery about women in prison: They don’t get their periods until the end of their sentences.
Why don't chinese kids believe in Santa? Because they make the toys.
Did you hear about the guy who went to the ER with 15 little toy ponies stuck up in his rear end? Doctors say his condition is stable.
I got arrested for illegal fishing, even though there weren't any 'no fishing' signs. Apparently if it's an aquarium in a hotel lobby, you don't need a sign.
I think that we should officially change our currency to balloons. You could much more easily control inflation.
My friends and I had a competition to see what the most difficult to put on accessory was. The end result was a tie.
My wife always talks like an empty tip jar Such non cents
A mosquito bit Hillary Clinton the other day... It was later found to have hit itself in the back of the head with a fly swatter.