The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Lately I've been getting turned on every time I see someone cut in two on my tv shows So yeah I guess I'm bisectual
The first condom was invented by arabs far back in history, it's said that they used the intestines from a goat. Yet it was circa. 1800 when the british civilization refined this method by... First taking the intestines out of the goat.
Went to dinner last night at a restaurant, and there was a fly in my soup. I wouldn't have normally minded, but the zipper broke my tooth.
A year ago,I tried to network around and create a group of guys with similar taste and do activities together. For some reason, the prosecuting lawyer and media keep mentioning it as a ring.
I was on a plane recently and the flight attendant was doing the safety announcement 'In the event of an emergency please put your head between your knees" and a voice at the back of the plane shouted out.. " If I could do that I wouldn't be flying to Thailand"....
Why is Robert Palmer bad at tennis? He's addicted to love
What did I call the guy that keeps my daughter out late at night? An ambulance
My 10 y.o. son cracked this joke on the driving range today. I sliced the hell out of the ball. My son watched it land, turned to me and said, "that ball was like Star Trek Voyager ... way off course."
A couple is watching TV together... ...and the man keeps switching channels back and forth between golf and porn over and over again.Finally, his partner says "Jesus Christ,can you stop doing that please? Just leave it on porn! You already know how to play golf."
My wife has a sexual toy with animal armour on it It's an armadildo.
I told my gf she was drawing her eyebrows too high She looked surprised.
Where do amputees get prosthetics on a budget? The Secondhand store.
As a toy manufacturer, I've always believed that only kids know what kids want Which is why I only open factories in China.
We found a list of negative numbers at the crime scene It doesn't add up
The other day while scuba diving for seafood it dawned on me that everytime I saw a crab or lobster with a scrap of food, it was frantically seaching for a place to hide so it could eat alone. Then I thought to myself, that's shellfish.