The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.'
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, 'What do you want?' The man says, 'Oh, just some fruit punch.' The bartender sighs and shakes his head, 'If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line.' The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
My IQ test results came back. They were negative.
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.