The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I wish the “Price is Right” would partner with the Dollar Store. You are CORRECT again! ONE DOLLAR!
Why did the one eyed headmaster close down his school.... Because he only had one pupil
What's a mass murderer's favorite article of clothing? Casual T's.
Why are Male Prostitutes' more expensive than Female Prostitutes'? The Price of wood is so damn high.....
There are two types of people. Some people only see black and white and refuse to acknowledge shades and complex non-straightforward situations, and the others... no, wait, I've changed my mind.
Dr: "I have some good news and some bad news Spiderman. The good news is that the constant tingling sensation isn't your Spidey sense warning you of some huge, impending calamity!" "What's the bad news Doc?""Well son, what do you know about genital herpes?"
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building... He yells ‟Do not do it! You’ve so much potential!”
What did the tired dragon make for dinner? Flamin yawn.
What do you call cancer when it achieves sentience? A reddit mod.(doubt this will prevent it form being deleted and myself banned, but this 'attack' is quite impersonal)
Have you heard of that disease that you get from kissing birds? It"s called Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. I hear it's untweetable.
What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff.
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop.''
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.
Just say NO to drugs!' Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
Bruce Lee was fast, but he had an even faster brother… Sudden Lee.