The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
My roommate went to Wuhan and all I got was this lousy t-shirt. I hope.
I have an ability that I can leave buildings 3m before the fire alarm goes off But for some reason people call me pyromaniac
I was on a plane recently and the stewardess said that in the event of an accident i had to stick my head between my legs. I couldn't help thinking, 'if i could do that i wouldn't be flying to Thailand in the first place.'
"And this baby is our granddaughter. Her name is Degree." "I'm sorry, did you say Deborah?""No, no. Degree. Our daughter left for University and came back with this. It's her Degree."
I was gonna start a butcher shop But I hear it's a pretty cut throat business
A priest, a nun, a giraffe, a telepathic unicorn, 21 pilots, Pennywise the clown, a ninja and Donald Trump walk into a bar. The bartender, struggling to open the champagne, says ...yeah I don't know how I'm going to pull this one off.
If the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, what's the way to a woman's vagina? Oh sorry, I thought this was /r/AskReddit.
There are two types of people. Some people only see black and white and refuse to acknowledge shades and complex non-straightforward situations, and the others... no, wait, I've changed my mind.
What do you call a mentally handicapped bakery? We tart it.
A boy and a girl are playing naked in the sand, when the boy starts laughing at the girl that she does not have a peepee. The girl just grins and says... When I grow up, I will have as many peepees as I like.
What’s the difference between Auschwitz and Chick-fil-A Auschwitz accepted gays
Why are there no Walmarts in the Middle East? Because there are to many targets
I miss the good old days when the president only lied to us to protect national security. Or to hide a blowjob from his wife.
What happens when you play a country song backwards? You get:- your wife back- your house back- your truck back- your dog back
Three crows planned a meeting and only two of them showed up They were charged for attempted murder