The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
People are making apocalypse joke like there is no tomorrow!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
What gives people power? The mitochondria.
How is Hurricane Florence like my ex wife? They start off wet and wild but in the end, they take your house.
My anti-vax sister wouldn’t let me take my niece trick-or-treating, even though she had the perfect Halloween costume. Stupid cemetery rules.
My wife bought a talking parrot, but returned it to the pet store a week later. “This parrot hasn’t spoke a single word.” She complained.“I haven’t had a fucking chance to!” Replied the parrot.
Ambulances are the original Transformers because sometimes they transform mid-ride into hearses.
Why was the butter confused at the protesters marching down the street? He didn't know what it was like to be marginalized.
What if I lifted a pack of Coca-Cola over my head for twenty minutes a day every day? That would be soda pressing.
The hippocampus is like the Martin Luther King Jr. part of the brain because it's always like ... I have a dream!
Why did the NRA file for bankruptcy? Because classes are being taught virtually
I just found out about the second meaning of BBC.... Who cares about British television?
A blonde walks into a dry cleaners and tells the woman at the counter, "I need to have an outfit washed." The clerk was busy and slightly distracted, so she looked up from her work and said, "Come again?"The blonde said, "No, it's toothpaste this time."