The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I called the suicide hotline in Iraq. I told the operator that lately I've been having suicidal thoughts. Operator: "Great! Can you drive a truck?"
Why was the belt sent to jail? For holding up a pair of pants!
How did the pirate get his ship so cheap? It was on sail..
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
How many DIY buffs does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes two weeks and four trips to the hardware store.
I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.
What do you call a zombie’s butt? Deadass
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.
My daughter just shrieked at me, 'Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?' What an odd way to begin a conversation.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
Do you wanna box for your leftovers? No, but I’ll wrestle you for them.
What’s the easiest way to burn 1000 calories? Leave the pizza in the oven.