The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
As an internist, I always recommend that constipated patients eat more fiber, but with little success. Apparently, they don't give a shit.
The shovel is a ground breaking invention, but it was the invention of the broom that truly swept the nation by storm. However, the invention of the wheel got things rolling... And I’m just here wondering why our feet smell and our nose run...
My girlfriend and I got in a car accident because she was giving me a blow job She probably shouldn’t have been driving
I think I thought of a great joke about yoga But you might need to help me with the punchline, it's a bit of a stretch.
If two vegans are in an argument, is it still called a beef?
My wife makes a great stew Really gonna miss her though.
If the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, what's the way to a woman's vagina? Oh sorry, I thought this was /r/AskReddit.
The scariest punchline to a long-running joke: "Welcome to the Oval Office, President Trump!"
What does me and NASA have in common We both want to colonize Uranus.
I hate when people start their statement with “well for starters” and then never talk about the main course or the dessert.
This building is so tall, that if you jumped off the roof... You would die of old age.
What's an Irish seven course meal? a six pack and a bag of chips
What do you call unemployed Bob the builder? Bob
I once knew this guy who hated all high-range intruments. He was a huge bassist.
So this dude is like, "Where are you going with all that Element 83?" and I was like "None of your bismuth"