The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What crime do blacksmiths most commonly get charged with? Forgery.
It’s because they can’t see sh!t at night.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
What did the Japanese cannibal eat for dinner? Raw men
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
“I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. It turns out nobody thought I was fare.”
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.
As my beloved grandfather would always say: I’d rather have a bottle in front of me... ...than a frontal lobotomy.
I thought it was just the U.S's insatiable need for inexpensive, single-use, remote controlled electronic junk that my son always wants crappy toys made in China that break after 5 days But it seems China feels the same way about their rockets.
What do you call it when an ambulance crashes into the side of a hospital? A medical breakthrough...
"What do you think lies there, on the other side?", I asked my father as he took his last breathes... He replied, "I don't know son, but I'm dying to find out."
My parents always take separate planes so that in the unlikely event of a crash, at least one of them will still be alive to be there for us children. They're eighty five now --- the whole thing is like some sick joke they're playing on us.
This morning I ran about 4.5 miles in just 17 minutes Why can't people keep their large size dogs chained???
What do you call it when an ambulance crashes into the side of a hospital? A medical breakthrough...
Stupid people are like Slinkies. They don't have much purpose, but it's fun to push them down the stairs.