The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. “You can't cut me down,” the tree complains. “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”
What did the cannibal choose as his last meal? Five Guys.
My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, “That’s arson.”
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.
A policy officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other off.
I’m getting really good at beating computers Captcha thinks I’m not even human
You know the difference between a woman attending Sunday morning mass and a woman taking a Friday night bath? One has hope in her soul; the other has soap in her hole.
What do you say when a gorilla rips you off? Ask for your silverback.
Self analysis If you don't know what that is then you need to take a hard, long look at yourself
In tragic news, Donald Trump's personal library has burned down Now he will never find out if the caterpillar ever got a good meal
I’m glad # is not called pound anymore. Otherwise, the #metoo movement would be sending the wrong message.