The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What is the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber? One is a raving showman, the other is a shaving roman.
How can you tell an alligator from a crocodile? By paying attention to whether the animal will see you later, or after a while.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
"Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia." Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
Can I watch TV? Yes but don't turn it on.
Did you hear about the explosion at the workshop where they make perfume? It blew up the olfactory
I wrote relationship advice for my future self couple years ago, since single people give the best advice. I still give great advice.
What do you call a Japanese man with a head wound? An ambulance
What's the most sarcastic body of water on earth? The Crimea River.
I'm making a killing selling home security systems... All I do is say "Hello" at 3am, sitting on the end of their bed.
What do you call two similar looking pair of breasts? Identities.
This morning I acidentally made my coffee with Red Bull instead of water. I got half way to work before I realized I had forgotten my car.
A barber in my area got arrested for drug dealing.. I’ve been his customer for 10 years, but I had no idea he was a barber
The only way to access the contents in a bottle... Is to decapitate it.