The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
We should start calling unvaccinated kids Peter Pans... They never get old.
Whats the differerence between a flat earther and a knife? A knife has a point
Bad Dad Joke What do you get when you cross a sheep with an elephant?A Wolly Mammoth!
How many Forbes writers does it take to make a good, solid tech article? You’re in for a nasty surprise - No one knows yet. But we’re keeping count.
I heard self-deprecation is a sign of self obsession, Good thing I suck at self deprecation.
What do you call a guy who only wears a loincloth and a crown of thorns? A cross-dresser
My doctor gave me 6 months, so I shot him. ## The judge gave me 60 years! ### My (other) favorite one liners: 1. I’ve had amnesia for as long as I can remember.1. What do you call a cheap circumcision? A ripoff.1. French tanks have five rever... read more
I like to stand in the corner at parties and blow on anyone who walks by. People hate it, but I’m a fan.
A man and a prostitute are sharing a meal He gives her his peas. She gives him herpes.
Do you know what the biggest state is in the US? DaNile it has a population of 74million.
How did the Mexican cheese factory report an equipment malfunction? No whey, Hose A.
Missing South Africa In Toronto I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read: "I miss South Africa." So I broke the window, took the radio and left a note that read: "I hope this helps."
My teacher used to tell me that I would never amount to anything by looking out of the window all day Man did I feel smug as I passed him his burger and fries at the drive-through last night
A man committed a murder, and he made the mistake of dragging the body across a freshly-paved sidewalk. He was easily convicted. There was concrete evidence
Celebrities who release perfumes... Have they no scents of shame?