The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What’s the difference between a dad and a grill? A grill runs out out of gas.
She said I won’t be able to make it.
“Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.”
Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
Why can't the sailor learn the alphabet? Because he kept getting lost at C.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it’ll get a reaction.
I thought it was just the U.S's insatiable need for inexpensive, single-use, remote controlled electronic junk that my son always wants crappy toys made in China that break after 5 days But it seems China feels the same way about their rockets.
What's the difference between a vaccuum and a Harley motorcycle? The vaccuum carries its dirt bag on the inside.
[Siri Beta] What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien? A mars-upial
Who does a racist call when his car breaks down? Triple K
I once had to pretend that i was taking a shit, so I dropped a bottle of soap in the toilet It was a shampoo.
In Soviet Russia, you rob bank In Capitalist America, bank robs you
After Trump changes course of hurricane with a sharpie House approves budget of 12 crayons for border wall