The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
How do birds learn to fly? They wing it.
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn't see that well!
What do you call a fish with two knees? A tuna (two-knee) fish!
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
How do you deal with a fear of speed bumps? You slowly get over it.
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business!
How do you know when a bike is thinking? You can see its wheels turning.
Take 2: Someone stole my credit cards and apparently made a purchase in a furniture store. I only found out when the bank contacted me and told me that my card had been reclined.
Man this book on natural selection is really fascinating me I wonder if there are any other books about the Darwin awards
Whats the worst part of eating 11 raw oysters out of your grandmothers vagina? Realizing you only put 10 in
A blonde is sitting next to a brunette on a plane. She turns to the dark haired woman and asks, "Where are you from?" The brunette haughtily replies, "I'm from a place where we know better than to end a sentence with a preposition."The blonde pauses for a second and then asks, "Where are you from, bitch?"