The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I wasn’t expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind. It really came out of the purple.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
Where do terrorists go when they die? Everywhere.
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
What’s the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus. Thats how I lost my job as a bus driver.
Shouldn’t the “roof ' of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!'
I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.'
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump… But that’s comparing apples to oranges.
What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?