The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
How do you measure the mass of an influencer's following? By Instagrams!
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
How can you tell an alligator from a crocodile? By paying attention to whether the animal will see you later, or after a while.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
What would be the best name for a sitcom set in Afghanistan? Minefeld.
I hope someone comes across this distress signal Damn it, I used the wrong flare
Why are dogs afraid to go to space? Because of the vacuumEdit: Sorry if this joke is ruffDouble Edit: on the other hand, when I go to space I feel no pressure
Why don't we have any alien visitors in our solar system? I googled it and found the reason...It's rated only '1 star' out there.
A guy was found dead with ten stab wounds in his stomach. Somebody really hated his guts.
The wife said: "Bulls can engage in sexual activity more than 20 times in a day. I wish you could do that..." And the husband replied: "Just remember they do it with more than one cow..."
Thanks Google Nest.... I get a notice on my phone saying a unknown person was seen walking in the house early morning...shows a picture of me.... well.. fuck you to you judgmental asshole lol
The arguments between the "pro-mask" and "anti-mask" groups is really intense! People are even PRACTICING their arguments at home first. Just yesterday I heard a 14 y/o boy tell his friend that at home he mask debates into a sock!
Why was the man with hummus spilled on his shirt called kinky? Because he had some chick-pea all over him.