The Best (and Worst) Alien & Space Dad Jokes 👋
Blast off into laughter with our collection of alien & space dad jokes! These out-of-this-world jokes combine the humor of dad jokes with the mystery and excitement of outer space. Perfect for space enthusiasts or anyone who loves a cosmic twist on classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to entertain. Whether you’re joking about aliens, spacecraft, or far-off galaxies, our alien & space dad jokes are lightyears ahead in making you laugh. Explore the universe of dad jokes that will send your humor into orbit!
Why can’t you send a duck to space? Because the bill would be astronomical.
What is it called when you have too many aliens? Extraterrestrials.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted a bit more space.
What do you call a zombie who cooks stir fries? Dead man wok-ing
Why did Eminem prefer the Johnson & Johnson vaccine? You only get one shot.
How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
What do you call a zombie who cooks stir fries? Dead man wok-ing
Why did the alien pre-emptively put perfume on before boarding the human spaceship? Because the ship had Musk written all over it
Why can't Peter Pan be grounded? You: Because he Neverlands.Me: No. It's because he's a fucking orphan.
What is it called when you have too many aliens? Extraterrestrials.
Someone shouts: ”Stupid Dad jokes are making the Earth an impossible place to live!” A Dad shouts back: “Maybe you just need some Space.”
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
Why do astronauts use linux? because you can’t open windows in space.
Why do astronauts use linux? because you can’t open windows in space.
Did you hear about the California owl conspiracy network? They're calling themselves the "ca-hoots".