The Best (and Worst) Alien & Space Dad Jokes 👋
Blast off into laughter with our collection of alien & space dad jokes! These out-of-this-world jokes combine the humor of dad jokes with the mystery and excitement of outer space. Perfect for space enthusiasts or anyone who loves a cosmic twist on classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to entertain. Whether you’re joking about aliens, spacecraft, or far-off galaxies, our alien & space dad jokes are lightyears ahead in making you laugh. Explore the universe of dad jokes that will send your humor into orbit!
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
Q: If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missile toe.
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
Why didn't the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space!
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer? The Space Bar.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.'
How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
Apparently its illegal to show some cartoons in the middle east Most cities won't screen episodes of The Flintstones but Abu Dhabi doooooooo
Steam isn’t a Jihadi’s favourite state of water. Ice is.
After hundreds of years of speculation, aliens have finally contacted earth. They prepare a simultaneous broadcast to all humans to give us their message: *Hello people of Earth! We have been trying to reach you about your planet’s extended warranty*
Why haven’t aliens visited our Solar System yet? They looked at the reviews… only 1 star!
Why haven’t aliens visited our Solar System yet? They looked at the reviews… only 1 star!
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space.
Girl, you got me so into outer space I can see my self in Uranus.