The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless. It was pointless
What do you get when you combine a kangaroo with a donkey? A Kick-Ass
Did you hear about the family who hired a moving van to move their other, smaller moving van? Yeah. There's a lot to unpack there.
Everyone thinks lawyers are a bunch of sharks, rats and pit-bulls! But really, they're all liti-gators
My father in law said he felt so lucky that his daughter met such a great guy. But that relationship didn't work out so she settled for me.
A loaf of bread made an enemy of me. Now it's toast
Rich people start their meals by saying "Bless us oh Lord for these thine gifts..." Poor people say "Ramen."
A steak pun is a rare medium done well.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.
How do you make the number one disappear? You add “g' and it’s GONE
Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!'
Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!'
A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly. And as you can see, they were Wright.
A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.