The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
What's a sea monster's favorite lunch? Fish and ships.
6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
Did you hear the story about the haunted lift? It really raised my spirits!
Scientists are saying that the capital of the Republic of Ireland has increased by a staggering 100%! It’s Dublin
What reward does a light rain get? A precipitation trophy
[Siri Beta] What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien? A mars-upial
The cast of Star Wars VII just finished their first read through (spoilers) Mark Hamill pulled JJ Abrams to the side and said "Can I have a word?"
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?' 'Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.'
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.'
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
Did you hear that Matthew McConaughey lost his left hand in a motorcycle accident? Now he's allright, allright, allright.
How many mystery writers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in most of the way and another to give it a surprise twist at the end.