The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
The sheepshank is clearly superior to the fisherman's eye KNOT
I invented a relish made out of my own cash. It's my main sauce of income.
In the 1950's people were worried about having their homes wire-tapped. People today are are saying, Hey wire-tap what will the weather be like tomorrow?
Just got back from a job interview where I was asked if I could perform under pressure. I said I wasn't too sure about that but I could do a wicked "Bohemian Rhapsody."
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she's standing.
Me: 'Dad, make me a sandwich!' Dad: 'Poof, You're a sandwich!'"
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump… But that’s comparing apples to oranges.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
Which cat is the least loyal? A cheetah.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
What’s a bad wizard’s favorite computer program? Spell-check.