The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
There was once a soap opera called "Touched By An Angle" but most episodes just went off on tangents
Did you hear Mike Tyson was just arrested for nearly beating a Pizza Hut waitress to death? As he was finishing eating, she asked "Hey, mister, you wanna box for the rest of your pizza?"
I once dated a clairvoyant. But it ended when she said she was seeing my great Grandfather.
Do you think Daniel Radcliffe could ever play a hobbit? No, but Elijah would.
You can't break an electric toothbrush If it stops working, it becomes a toothbrush.
This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
What did the scientist said after mixing oxygen and magnesium? O Mg
"Mansplain" is a terrible word to use because it has more letters than explain and is therefore more difficult for women to understand.
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a school teacher. The judge rose from the bench. “Madam, I have waited years for a school teacher to appear before this court," he smiled with delight. “Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not pass through a red light' five hundred times!"
A priest is celebrating mass. He begins with, "I was going to tell a vegetable joke, but I can't think of any, so lettuce pray."
A couple is arguing and breaking up And he says:- You don't love me because I'm colorblind, right Violet?- You stupid! I told you my name is Amber!!
Bar of gold walks into a pub The bartender says "Au get out of here"
Yesterday I had an argument with a 90° angle. It turns out it was right
I have absolute proof the Covid vaccine isn’t Bill Gates’ way to control us. My husband had the vaccination yesterday and he still hates Microsoft Teams.