The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
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What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?' 'Prime mates.'
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but graphing is where I draw the line.
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves.
What made the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves.
What do you call a coupon-using vampire? Suckers for deals!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
Ran into Robert Downey Jr. randomly at a club the other day He was in his Iron Man getup but without the helmet and was dancing with glow sticks by himself. Anytime anyone tried to come up to him, he'd push them away, curse at them, then continue dancing.He was Stark, raving mad.
With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content. A coronaissance, if you will.
I thought of this while practicing piano: Behtoven's diarrhea was so bad one moonlit night... that he had 3 movements.
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom!
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.