The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
What kind of work do you do?' a woman passenger enquired of the man travelling in her train compartment. 'I'm a Naval surgeon,' he replies. My word!' spluttered the woman, 'How you doctors specialise these days.'
Why couldn’t Henry VIII breath? He had no heir.
Why is it a good idea to put more books in prison libraries? Because the prose outweigh the cons.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
Have you heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mainly wrap.
My friend Adi is a world class shoe expert. If you asked me “what’s the best shoe brand,” I’m not sure I’d know the answer. But I’d guess... Adi does.
What do you call an increase in the cost of magic lamps over time? Djinnflation
What is the most expensive video-streaming service at this time? College
Every morning my girlfriend pegs me relentlessly and proceeds to beat me with her huge hands. She's one of the best cribbage players I know.