The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for… Couldn’t get a straight answer!
Just got back from a job interview where I was asked if I could perform under pressure. I said I wasn’t too sure about that but I could do a wicked 'Bohemian Rhapsody.'
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play has a cast.
Where the experts are As the ambulance EMTs are loading a man onto their gurney, the patient asks, “Where are you guys taking me? The county hospital?”“Nope,” said the EMT. “You need expert medical help, brother. We’re taking you to the comments section.”
For an orphan, Every bag of chips is family sized.
What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.
People are surprised that I have a Police record, but I love "Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic."
My kid wants to invent a pencil with an eraser on each end, but I just don’t see the point.
Did you hear the one about the kid who started a business tying shoelaces on the playground? It was a knot-for-profit.
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.'
Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time
I finally got around to watching that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know...'
Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time
How fast is milk? It’s pasteurized before you know it.