The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
Netflix writers have so many different shows to deal with... They have trouble keeping all their characters straight.
Who did The Fonz call when his motorcycle broke down on the way to Arnold's Drive-In? Triple Aaaaayyyyy!
Tinfoil: Viserys Targaryen is a hipster. He wore a crown before it was cool.
There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall! Terrible king, but made a great ruler.
What makes a basketball court trendy and accessorized? The hoops.
What is a mummy's favorite food? Wraps.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
I wanted to go on a diet, but I feel like I have way too much on my plate right now.
How do you follow Will Smith in the Mud? Follow the fresh prints.
If you’re up at night while the cows are asleep in the field that means it’s pasture bedtime.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
What do you call a factory that makes OK products? A satisfactory.