The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school. It's ok he woke up.
“My extra winter weight is finally gone. Now, I have spring rolls.”
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
What do you call a line you wait in to buy a grill? A Barbe-Queue.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school. It's ok he woke up.
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
I'm so good at sleeping that I do it with my eyes closed.
MIlk is the fastest liquid on earth. It's pasterized before you even see it!
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say “cheese.”
What sort of room has no windows or doors? A mushroom!
What did the blanket say to the bed? I’ve got you covered.