The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!
I have a joke about butter, but I’m not going to spread it.
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
I wish my gray hair started in Las Vegas because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
What did the hamburger name its baby? Patty.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
My favorite elements in the periodical chart are oxygen and potassium. But most other people just find them O K.
How far is Mars from Earth? A few CVS receipts away
I just got a promotion at the farm. Now I'm the C-I-E-I-O.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself 'well this changes everything'.