The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything.
A man was locked in a room with nothing but a calendar and a bed. How does he survive? He eats dates from the calendar and drinks water from the springs of the bed.
Whats a football fans favorite flavour of icecream? Aston vanilla
What was the first mention of tennis in the Bible? When Joseph served in Pharoah’s court.
A lady golfer was stung by a bee. So she went back to the clubhouse, and met with the club manager. The manager asked her "Where did you get stung?" The lady replied "Oh, between the first and second holes." The manager then said, "Well, obviously, your stance is too wide."
A soldier in WWII was shot but coins in his pocket stopped the bullet. It was his life savings.
What do you call a white hat hacker from Pennsylvania? A penn tester
Did you know the first French fries weren’t really cooked in France? They were cooked in Grease! (Greece)
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.
Which friends do you always bring to dinner? Your taste buds.
Why is reading the onion more useful than reading the Wall Street Journal? Because the Wall Street Journal is about the past, while the Onion is about the future
A dog walks into the unemployment office.. "I need a job." He said, in perfect English.Surprised, the clerk says "I'm sure the circus would be very interested in you. Shall I contact them?""If you like." Replied the dog. "But why would the circus need an architect?"