The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
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Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.
Someone told me that I should write a book. I said, "That's a novel concept."
I have a joke about immortality, and it never gets old.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.'
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.'
How did the pirate get his ship so cheap? It was on sail..
How do you make the number one disappear? You add “g' and it’s GONE
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.
Just got back from a job interview where I was asked if I could perform under pressure. I said I wasn’t too sure about that but I could do a wicked “Bohemian Rhapsody.”
What do you get when bigfoot stomps on your garden? Squash
What will Santa bring to naughty boys and girls this year Coalrona
Alphabet Soup? More like Times New Ramen, amirite?(Not OC, but one of my favorite one-liners and haven’t seen it posted in this sub)
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
What do you call an angry musician flipping someone off? A song bird.