The Best (and Worst) Best Reddit Dad Jokes 👋

A one liner I thought up while watching Anthony Bourdain's new show... "I've seen more crazy shit than Anthony Bourdain's ass hole."

How do you measure the mass of an influencer's following? By Instagrams!

I don't like over confident people Edit: Thanks for the silver!Edit2: thanks for the gold!Edit3: thanks for the platinum!Edit4: thanks guys! I never expected this post to blow up like it did!!Edit5: thanks for the argentinium!Edit6: thanks for the ternium!

What gaming projectile was thrown by John Barrowman’s “Doctor Who” character to pass the time while he was traveling along the Congo River? The Dart of Harkness.

A joke I thought up while dreaming last night: Why do criminals hate coins? Because half of them are coppers.

How do drummers ask if they can take a break? It’s quite simple“Hey, you guys think we can work on stairway to heaven for a bit?”

Where do pancakes rise? In the yeast.

What do you call Bill Gates when he’s flying? A Bill-in-air.

After just 2 days..... ...... I have lost my new job as the marketing manager of Nestle.They gave me a £3 million advertising budget and told me to spend it wisely or lose my job.I pulled up in my Ferrari this morning and said, “I’ve decided to lose my job.”

During my calculus test, I had to sit between identical twins. It was hard to differentiate between them.

A Central European trampolining team has recently gone bankrupt. They were bouncing Czechs.

When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.

According to Scientists atom’s are as old the universe So therefore your honour she was legal

A coworker named Celsius recently retired at my work, so they hired a guy named Kelvin to replace him. He’s the new temp.

Why don’t they use big fans to blow air on windmills for energy? Engineers can’t agree on a wind-wind situation.