The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we 'be positive,' but it’s just so hard without him.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
SpongeBob may be the main character of the show. But Patrick is the star.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel? ' The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head! '
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
How fast is milk? It’s pasteurized before you know it.
In the beef army there was a soldier who always snuck up on the enemy from the left or right. He was a flank steak.
I have a joke about butter, but I’m not going to spread it.
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows — they're making headlines!
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.