The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How did the bodybuilding dinosaur die? Asteroid overdose!.......................... (a steroid overdose)
The Only Idea Flat-Earthers Fear Is Sphere, Itself.my favorite joke ive ever created... and the only one...
What do you call a guy who throws motorcycles? Hurley Davidson
Husband - My wife is missing. She went out yesterday and has not come home... *Police Sergeant*:What is her height?*Husband*:Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.*Sergeant*:Colour of eyes?*Husband*:Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.*Sergeant*:Colour of hair?*Husband*:Changes a couple times a ... read more
Why did the grain of rice wet himself? A jokester made him 'pilaf'
When the mosquito flew head first into a brick wall, what was the last thing that went through his mind? His ass.
The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming numbers... Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.
What do you call a crocodile that will only eat sacrificed lambs? A Halalligator.
I keep hearing about this great new MCU show featuring what I can only assume are Hispanic superheroes... but I can't seem to find this *Juan Division* on any streaming service.
Paul's height is six feet, he is an assistant at a butcher shop and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh? Meat.
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How do you tell if a vampire is sick? See if he's coffin.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
How do you get a blind person to see? Usually by boat.
How do you make 7 even?' 'Take away the s.'