The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How do you get a good price on a sled?' 'You have toboggan.'
Dad, did you get a haircut?' 'No, I got them all cut!'
Why do balloons hate Ed Sheeran concerts? They are afraid of pop music.
Teacher: “There are two words I don’t allow in my class. One is gross, and the other is cool. ' Johnny: “So, what are the words? '
Did you hear about the nurse who was chewed out by the doctor because she was absent without gauze?
I sold our vacuum cleaner; it was just gathering dust.
What do you call a poor Santa Claus?' 'St. Nickel-less.'
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!'
It takes guts to be an organ donor.
Siri,' I asked my phone, 'why am I so bad with women?' She responded, 'I’m Bixby, you moron.'
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.
What does a sprinter eat before a race?' 'Nothing, they fast!'
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
This morning, Siri said, 'Don’t call me Shirley.' I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.