The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? LMAYO.
What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging.'
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people—the student, his mama, and his pauper.
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
I wasn’t expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind. It really came out of the purple.
Where do boats go when they're sick?' 'To the boat doc.'
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for… Couldn’t get a straight answer!
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?' 'A satisfactory.'
Just say NO to drugs!' Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
Did you get your haircut?' No, I got them all cut.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?' 'You follow the fresh prints.'