The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
This morning, Siri said, 'Don’t call me Shirley.' I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.'
What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.
What’s a horse’s number one priority when voting? The stable economy!
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid.
I have a joke about a broken pencil, but it’s pointless.
You can't spell par entry without "try."
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
Have you heard the joke about the butter? I better not tell you, it might spread!
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
What’s the difference between a dad and a grill? A grill runs out out of gas.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
If the early bird gets the worm, I'll sleep in until there's pancakes.
If the early bird gets the worm, I'll sleep in until there's pancakes.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.