The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.''
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.'
I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house… but the kids still get in.
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?'
I sold our vacuum cleaner; it was just gathering dust.
What do you call a mom who turns into a dad? Transparent.
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. 'That's my stepladder,' he said. 'I never knew my real ladder.'
Just got back from a job interview where I was asked if I could perform under pressure. I said I wasn’t too sure about that but I could do a wicked 'Bohemian Rhapsody.'
Why is Peter Pan always flying?' 'He neverlands.'
Cooking out this weekend? Don’t forget the pickle. It’s kind of a big dill.
My wife told me she didn't understand cloning. I told her, 'That makes two of us.'
How do you make 7 even?' 'Take away the s.'