The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07.
Why was the football stadium cold? There were too many fans.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
What genre are national anthems? Country.
I'm sorry if this is slightly off topic. I was wondering if someone could help me. I'm trying to remember a joke about an owl. All I remember is the punchline was a hoot.
The biggest tragedy in Star Wars is their lack of information on one of their greatest unsung heroes. I mean, he brought the Rebels the plans for the second Death Star before he died, but that is all we know about Manny Bothans.
What do you call a goat that works at a bakery? A battering ram
A woman is like a loaf of bread... I eat the butt first.
My wife thinks her latest copy of Indian Cooking Monthly is too narrowly focused I think it's a naan issue.
Recently I've been learning how to draw optical illusions so I can surprise my girlfriend with one on her birthday. Unfortunately she walked in and caught me practicing the other day.Her: "What's that!" Me: "I can explain...it's not what it looks like!"
Every birthday, my uncle Guiseppe used to cook me a meal He'd say, "That was the pasta, this is the present."
What do you get when you put jelly into Flint, Michigan's water supply? Pb & J.