The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging.'
There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall! Terrible king, but made a great ruler.
My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.'
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach… '
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?' 'A little hoarse.'
My wife is really mad that I have no sense of direction. I packed up my stuff and right.
I used to be a personal trainer. Then I gave my too weak notice.'
Where do math teachers go on vacation?' 'Times Square.'
Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.'
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?' 'Pilgrims.'
Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time