The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
A redneck couple gets pregnant, what will they have? Either a niece or a nephew.
I was in the middle of a lake in a canoe with my girl friend last week when suddenly the boat sprung a leak. We had to decide whether to try and get the boat back to shore or abandon ship. We had a real row v. wade debate that day.
What's the difference between a red onion and a brown onion? About 50 cents
Do you know what kind of bird doesn't fly on fridays? A one that died on Thursday...
Not sure what to do with the leftover pancake mix... Should I throw it away or do you have a batter idea?
Just been assaulted in a health food shop! Someone threw a massive bottle of cod liver oil tablets at me. Fortunately I only suffered super fish oil injuries.
Where do mummy and daddy ghosts take their babies during the day? Day scare.
A turtle is crossing the road when he's mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, "I don't know. It all happened so fast."
Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.
What do witches ask for at a hotel? Broom service.
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.'
My wife told me to pick up 8 cans of soda on my way home from work…
What’s your name, son?' The principal asked his student. The kid replied, 'D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.' 'Do you have a stutter?' the principal asked. The student answered, 'No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.'
You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $1. That's inflation for you.