The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
A guy walks into a bar and there’s a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, “What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar before? ' The guy says, “It’s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place. '
Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
Do you wanna box for your leftovers?' 'No, but I'll wrestle you for them.'
I got hit in the head with a can of Diet Coke today. Don’t worry, I’m not hurt. It was a soft drink.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?' 'Nothing, it's on the house.'
What do you call a mom who turns into a dad? Transparent.
Can February March? No, but April May!
How fast is milk? It’s pasteurized before you know it.
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
What do you call a fish with two knees? A tuna (two-knee) fish!
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it’ll get a reaction.