The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. The narcissist holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.
What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
What kind of milk comes from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I mist.'
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.'
My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
When my wife is depressed I let her color in my tattoos. She just wants a shoulder to crayon.
How do you get a blind person to see? Usually by boat.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.