The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How does a non-binary samurai kill people? They/Them.
Where do math teachers go on vacation?' 'Times Square.'
My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.'
Why are bakers so rich? They make so much dough.
What does a painter do when he gets cold? Puts on another coat.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school. It's ok he woke up.
What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill? A lambslide.
"Your wife and daughter look like twins," my friend said. "Well," I replied, "they were separated at birth."
My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.
What did one leaf say to the other? I’m falling for you.
This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.