The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
Why didn’t the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, 'I always have a few Twix up my sleeve.'
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.
Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said 'parking fine.'
What do you call a zombie’s butt? Deadass
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but geometry is where I draw the line.
What kind of cereal do leprechauns eat? Lucky Charms.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!
If the early bird gets the worm, I'll sleep in until there's pancakes.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.