The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do lawyers wear to work? Law suits.
Why should you never use a dull pencil? Because it’s pointless.
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don't wok away from me.
My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression, but don't worry, I'll return.
“I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.”
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto!
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
What do you call a snake that loves building houses? A boa constructor.
Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish!
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage. The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
Every time I take my dog to the park, the ducks try to bite him. That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
How does the rancher keep track of his cattle? With a cow-culator.